Overview
Considered a sanctuary by many who enter it's hallowed halls. Some students spend many a night here, slaving away at their homework. Come finals week, the air is heavy with the smell of desperation--which incidentally smells similar to the body odor of one who hasn't bathed in a few weeks.
If, like me, you find yourselves spending quite a bit of your life here, you'll eventually heed to the screams of your bowels. Thus, you must arm yourselves with the knowledge here so you may poop efficiently.
Toilet Guide
Often in buildings you want to avoid the ground floor bathrooms like the plague--as it's actually possible they do have the plague--and instead climb the building as high as needed to find the cleanest bathroom offered (Often referred on this blog as The Golden Rule) . Hayden Library, however, does not follow this rule, as it houses very few bathrooms to begin with. This, combined with the high traffic Hayden always receives, results in bathrooms that are perpetually sub-par.
To be at all content pooping in this library, you must first admit to yourself that you will never have a great poop here. However, once you understand this, you can focus on having a passable poop. Your bet bet here is the bathroom located in the group area behind Charlie's Cafe. However, quality cannot be guaranteed during the more busy hours. In fact, in most cases, there will be little difference between any of the bathrooms, so I recommend simply choosing whatever is nearest.
Full Bathroom List
B2:
- Near Elevator - 2/5
B1/Main Floor:
F1:
- N/A
F2:
- Near Elevators - 2.3/5
F3:
- N/A
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