MU - Building Overview

Overview

Here at ASU, the Memorial Union (MU) is nearly as iconic as Palm Walk. Everyone has eaten here at least one time in there career as a student, and it's also host to many events on all it's floors. My first semester I fondly recall coming here everyday, consuming Chick-fil-a in a sort of buttermilk ranch haze, until ultimately ending up in a sort of food coma filled with bipedal cows carrying signs that read "Deth komes 2 us all". Haven't touched the stuff since.

Toilet Guide

The bathrooms on the first floor of the MU are far from a fun time, but this is not a surprise to the more experienced pooper. However, it's an inevitability that many students will hear the call of nature while in the vicinity of  the MU area. At this moment you may find your mind calculating whether the effort of finding a more palatable bathroom is worth the effort, and many often resign to their fate of mediocrity. 

However I am here today to tell you hope is found at the MU; not only can you find a decent bathroom, you may sign up to become a frequent flyer.

The key lies, as always, in the Golden Rule of pooping. Yes, the second floor of MU offers solace in the form of two bathrooms to choose from, and if that isn't enough to excite you, there is even the often forgotten third floor bathroom.

"Third floor?", you may conjecture, "Poppycock; none of the stairs I know of go up that far!"

Well Mr. Strawman, you are obviously using neither the correct stair case, nor the elevator. The third floor is accessed by the stairs located next to the Taco Bell, and is used primarily for student organizations, frat/sobriety life, undergrad government, and other such needs. The bathroom is located directly across from the elevator, which is a straight shot from where the stairs let out. There is a front desk blocking your way, but if you walk with a purpose and do not make eye contact, they should give you no trouble. If they do, God rest your bowels.

Full List

B1

• Across from Sparky's Den - Not Good/5

F1

• Hallway connecting Starbucks and Chick-Fil-A - Even Worse/5
• Lost and Found - Eh, It's alright/5

F2

• North Stairs - 3.5/5
• South Stairs/Elevator - 3/5

F3

• Across from Elevator - 3.5/5